Watch out. There's chasms out there

Oh wow thank you....I would certainly have fallen to my death without your warning! Are there anything else in the world I should know about

Yeah

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

@focsle

some things that happen in hannibal that sound very fake 

• hannibal eats his doctor because he was homophobic to him 
• a guy kins a painting so hard that he eats it 
• hannibal sends a furry to go murder will. will ends up killing said furry in self defense and enjoys it a little too much. hannibal tends to his wounds in a very affectionate and romantic way 
• hannibal has a heightened sense of smell which allows him to detect will’s brain infection long before it’s diagnosed. he does not tell him about this 
• a guy hates his social worker so much that he puts him inside of a horse 
• a guy gets so high that he cuts off his own face and feeds it to some dogs. then he eats his own nose 
• hannibal carries will bridal-style for 30 hours straight in the snow 

(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something

(guy who is cursed) yeah I'm sure all of these things that are happening to me are just the consequences of my actions

Julie Andrews as Victoria Grant / Count Victor Grazinski in
✶ Victor/Victoria (1982)

Having seen approximately 1 million house fire simulations and displays, I cannot overemphasize the fact that if you can close your door when you sleep you should. Even it having it partially closed while still leaving a crack for pets to go in and out can slow down a house fire long enough to save your life. If you can't, you can't, but if you've never really thought about it or it doesn't matter to you otherwise, please consider closing your door.